Messing with the checkout chicks...

I do feel sympathy for them when we present a choko, jerusalem artichokes, a few tamarillos and a custard apple in one visit but do find myself tilting my head when a 'long' eggplant and other simple fruit and vegetables cause confusion.

Apparently Mr Oliver will next be taking on Australian school children - which will not end well! - so the 'look at the silly Americans, we're not that bad'-attitude might be challenged.